http://were.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for Were en Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:55:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2044836 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet. Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:55:08 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2044836satireTheyWereactuallynerdsfromouterspaceNews http://web2announcer.com/go/2006385 unknown@Netscape.com Building the pyramid was fraught with danger and difficulty, even though it came out of a giant box. Thu, 24 May 2007 10:57:30 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2006385andWhenTheyWeredonePUTarazorInsideNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1944456 unknown@Netscape.com Tom Wilson, known mostly for playing Biff Tannen in the Back To The Future films, shares an upbeat tale of musical pseudo-celebrity woe! Fri, 18 May 2007 22:19:29 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1944456allIwantToknowisWerethoseHoverboardsRealNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1793064 unknown@Netscape.com Pandemonium breaks out when spectators get entirely too close to the implosion of the New Haven Coliseum. Tue, 08 May 2007 10:34:27 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1793064incaseyouWereWonderinghowclosetooisNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1719391 unknown@Netscape.com Go ahead, name your movement. Name something good and positive and pro-environment and eco-friendly that's happening right now in the newly "greening" America and don't say more guns in Texas or fewer reproductive choices for women or endless vile unwinnable BushCo wars in the Middle East lasting until roughly 2075 because that would defe Thu, 03 May 2007 11:32:19 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1719391TheHippiesWererightNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1594116 unknown@Netscape.com Here's the part that's got smoke coming out of my ears. The part that makes me so mad I could spit nails. The part that's got me purple with apoplexy. The five boy justices on the Supreme Court who voted to take away our reproductive freedom last week were treating us like silly girls who can't be trusted to make our own decisions. Worse than Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:46:19 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1594116sogirlsDidyouNoticeWererapedlastweekNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1469644 unknown@Netscape.com In one of the most elaborate sting operations this week, police were able to bring to justice the man they referred to as "the Kissing Prince". The Kissing Prince had terrorized the Kingdom for over four years, kissing all manner of sleeping princesses and causing countless restless nights for fathers of sleeping Princesses. Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:23:21 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1469644satirenoPrincesWereHarmedinThepostingofThisarticleNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1443746 unknown@Netscape.com Ohio State Highway Patrol troopers say they caught the guys hanging their way out of their car and mooning other drivers while the teens were racing down I-75. Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:24:36 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1443746MaybeTheyWereTryingToshowerinTheRainNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1216394 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland: A dying blue whale beached near a Cancun resort has been flashed repeatedly by drunken college students visiting the area. Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:26:39 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1216394satirenowhalesWereHarmedpostingThisstoryNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1174895 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION NEWS NETWORK'S Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive. Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:07:52 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1174895satirenoCEOsWereHurtmakingThisNotNewsstory http://web2announcer.com/go/229838 unknown@Netscape.com WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:46:01 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/229838satireWereNotReallySwitchingSidesatleastIDontThinkWeAreNews