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THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Pentagon officials today confirmed that a bunch of nerds have effectively seized control of Andrews Air Force Base using only laptops and some crap software they got off the internet.
added 2007 Thu May 24 10:57:30 by ind06
Building the pyramid was fraught with danger and difficulty, even though it came out of a giant box.
Building the pyramid was fraught with danger and difficulty, even though it came out of a giant box.
added 2007 Fri May 18 22:19:29 by ind06
Tom Wilson, known mostly for playing Biff Tannen in the Back To The Future films, shares an upbeat tale of musical pseudo-celebrity woe!
Tom Wilson, known mostly for playing Biff Tannen in the Back To The Future films, shares an upbeat tale of musical pseudo-celebrity woe!
added 2007 Tue May 8 10:34:27 by ind06
Pandemonium breaks out when spectators get entirely too close to the implosion of the New Haven Coliseum.
Pandemonium breaks out when spectators get entirely too close to the implosion of the New Haven Coliseum.
added 2007 Thu May 3 11:32:19 by gatitabonitasen
Go ahead, name your movement. Name something good and positive and pro-environment and eco-friendly that's happening right now in the newly "greening" America and don't say more guns in Texas or fewer reproductive choices for women or endless vile unwinnable BushCo wars in the Middle East lasting until roughly 2075 because that would defe
Go ahead, name your movement. Name something good and positive and pro-environment and eco-friendly that's happening right now in the newly "greening" America and don't say more guns in Texas or fewer reproductive choices for women or endless vile unwinnable BushCo wars in the Middle East lasting until roughly 2075 because that would defe
added 2007 Tue Apr 24 9:46:19 by gatitabonitasen
Here's the part that's got smoke coming out of my ears. The part that makes me so mad I could spit nails. The part that's got me purple with apoplexy. The five boy justices on the Supreme Court who voted to take away our reproductive freedom last week were treating us like silly girls who can't be trusted to make our own decisions. Worse than
Here's the part that's got smoke coming out of my ears. The part that makes me so mad I could spit nails. The part that's got me purple with apoplexy. The five boy justices on the Supreme Court who voted to take away our reproductive freedom last week were treating us like silly girls who can't be trusted to make our own decisions. Worse than
added 2007 Mon Apr 16 10:23:21 by ind06
In one of the most elaborate sting operations this week, police were able to bring to justice the man they referred to as "the Kissing Prince". The Kissing Prince had terrorized the Kingdom for over four years, kissing all manner of sleeping princesses and causing countless restless nights for fathers of sleeping Princesses.
In one of the most elaborate sting operations this week, police were able to bring to justice the man they referred to as "the Kissing Prince". The Kissing Prince had terrorized the Kingdom for over four years, kissing all manner of sleeping princesses and causing countless restless nights for fathers of sleeping Princesses.
added 2007 Sat Apr 14 20:24:36 by elll
Ohio State Highway Patrol troopers say they caught the guys hanging their way out of their car and mooning other drivers while the teens were racing down I-75.
Ohio State Highway Patrol troopers say they caught the guys hanging their way out of their car and mooning other drivers while the teens were racing down I-75.
added 2007 Fri Mar 30 9:26:39 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland: A dying blue whale beached near a Cancun resort has been flashed repeatedly by drunken college students visiting the area.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland: A dying blue whale beached near a Cancun resort has been flashed repeatedly by drunken college students visiting the area.
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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK'S Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive.
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK'S Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive.
added 2007 Sat Jan 20 2:46:01 by ind06
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush this week stunned the nation by announcing that U.S. forces in Iraq would switch sides and support insurgents battling the government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki.
